I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as...
Posted by: Quote PicturesI don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. - George Carlin Original post: I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow,...
View ArticleI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to...
Posted by: Quote PicturesI would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. - George Carlin Original post: I would never want to be a member of a group...
View ArticleEver notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Posted by: Quote PicturesEver notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? - George Carlin Original post: Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is...
View ArticleI never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a...
Posted by: Quote PicturesI never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook. - George Carlin Original post: I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization...
View ArticleI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and...
Posted by: Quote PicturesI think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin Original post: I think it’s the duty of the comedian to...
View ArticleProperty is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here
Posted by: Quote PicturesProperty is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here. - George Carlin Original post: Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays...
View ArticleWhen you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show
Posted by: Quote PicturesWhen you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat. - George Carlin Original post: When you’re born you get a ticket to...
View ArticleBoxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey
Posted by: Quote PicturesBoxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. - George Carlin Original post: Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey
View ArticleOne thing leads to another
Posted by: Quote Pictures“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict. - George Carlin Original post: One thing leads to another
View ArticleThe future will soon be a thing of the past.
Posted by: Quote PicturesThe future will soon be a thing of the past. - George Carlin Original post: The future will soon be a thing of the past.
View ArticleA casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove...
Posted by: Quote PicturesA casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich NietzscheOriginal post: A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that...
View ArticleI have a daughter who wants to be a singer
Posted by: Quote PicturesBryan: I have a daughter who wants to be a singer. I was wondering if you have any tips for her. Sheerah: Yeah, I do. Tell her pick another career.Original post: I have a...
View ArticleA man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his...
Posted by: Quote PicturesA man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor’s. Richard WhatelyOriginal post: A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good,...
View ArticleA man’s sentiments are generally just and right
Posted by: Quote PicturesA man’s sentiments are generally just and right, while it is second selfish thought which makes him trim and adopt some other view. The best reforms are worked out when...
View ArticleStep Brother Quotes
Posted by: Quote PicturesBrennan Huff: Listen to me! First, you keep your hands off of my beautiful mother! Second, You will write a cheque to Dale and Brennan for $10,000! Or I’ll shove one of those...
View ArticleDalai Lama Quotes
Posted by: Quote PicturesAll major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai...
View ArticleHarry Potter Quotes
Posted by: Quote PicturesAfter all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ~J.K. Rowling, “The Man with Two Faces,” Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, 1997, spoken by...
View ArticleMichael Jackson Quotes
Posted by: Quote PicturesAnd I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I’d see all the children playing and I would cry because it would make me sad that I would...
View ArticleNo one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it
Posted by: Quote PicturesNo one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it. - George Carlin Original post: No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it
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